The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.

"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.

Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

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Valena

The name Valena is of Latin origin. Meaning: Valiant
In Latin the meaning of the name Valena is: Valiant.

Having or showing courage; Very brave or courageous; marked by, exhibiting, or carried out with courage or determination:

People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressive. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, proud, and impatient.

Valena made a valiant attempt to fix the problem beyond her understanding.

Valena by 1st.The.Belt.Of.Truth April 29, 2016

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Valena

The name a of women who is always hit on by men. If you date her, be lucky to hold on to her

Your dating Valena? Don't ever let her go.

Valena by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

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Valena

Is a name that is mostly associated with females. She is beautiful, strong, powerful, funny and witty. She can make you laugh at just about anything. She always thinks about her friends and family first before herself. She’s definitely Risqué and not afraid to point out and poke at the funny flaws about yourself. It’s all fun and games. Did I mention she’s a MILF?

Valena is also the name of a character from Dragon Age and the name of a town in Mississippi.

You friends with Valena? I hear she's fun to hang with.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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