Valloh

Everything.

I love Valloh.

by Vallohenthusiast October 31, 2025

Missis Vallonei

awesome english teacher with an R moscia

Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi

by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 6, 2021

Vallah

A Turkish word meaning "Swear to god".

"Did you tell mom I came home late?"

"No, Vallah I didn't".

by kordug March 15, 2009

valloffense

when someone pump fakes and dribbles left one time and pulls up for a jumper.

holy shit he just ran valloffense!

by bolance September 15, 2010

valcohol

Drinks consumed the night of February 14th (and morning of February 15th) to overcoming the crushing loneliness.

"Sarah saw her ex out on Valentine's Day, and the blacked out after a six-hour valcohol bender."

by cunning linguist 80 February 18, 2013

Valloon

A valloon is the act of filling a partner's vaginal canal with air from your mouth, then, either tickling or poking her stomach, forcing her into an exaggerated queef.

Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.

3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.

Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.

I vallooned a girl so good last night, she queefed like a whoopi-cushion!

Nala was enjoying being eaten out until she realized she had become the victim of yet another valloon.

by JDRxxx88 November 26, 2010

vallehole

n., blend of Vallejo + asshole, c.f. bridge-and-tunnel crowd
A resident of the outlying areas of the San Francisco Bay known for parading their unmuffled Harleys conspicuously around San Francisco when they invade the city for Giants games.

What's up with all the valleholes on Market Street? The Giants must have made the playoffs.

by JayMB August 20, 2012