The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.
I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.
by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015
Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.
by Proxunum May 26, 2012
A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.
Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
by Scuba383 November 03, 2012
The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
by annieoakley May 15, 2010
The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
by WhyCome? February 15, 2007
the day of love feb. 14th a romantic festival of romantic movies preferably chick flix and going to dinner or making dinner for that special someone where cupid is the god and every man and woman is treated like a king and queen and where the men will be bearing gifts of chocolates and flowers and lots of presents and stuff
"my valentimes day was very romantic."
by nyehnyeh February 07, 2013
‘Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
by xircano February 15, 2025