3 definitions by merkinpriest69

nipple caps

Little woolly coverings for your nipples to keep them protected from winter's icy bite. They keep your nipples cozy and warm.

I seem to have lost my nipple caps. I cant go outside now because my nipples will catch frost bite.

by merkinpriest69 March 12, 2015

vajooba

A vagina that is excessively chubby and wide. It smells sort of like the sea and has many folds to the point you cant tell which part is labia and which is fat.

My girlfriend has a vajooba and it smells of ocean and spoiled milk. It has so many folds I cant find her labia.

by merkinpriest69 March 12, 2015

peppermint sting ray

When you are on your period and pull a tampon out and throw it in the toilet. When the water causes the tampon to expand it looks like a red and white stingray.

Mom, stop leaving your peppermint sting rays in the goddamn toilet!!!

by merkinpriest69 March 28, 2015