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another name for a vagina, especially used in mountain ash comprehensive school.
Person 1: how's your vajoo?
person 2: okay now i've got rid of that Urinal Tract Infection.
vajoo by tallulahsaskia June 26, 2009
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vajoozle biscuit 

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.
When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.
Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.
Vajoma by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016
A "warm and inviting" term / euphemism for vagina.

Created by Rayne of "Least I Could Do".
You are a giant vagoo.
Mmmm... vagoo.
vagoo by Bob Santos February 23, 2005
n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
vajooj by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008

Vajonathan 

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?
Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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