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Vahje plays way too much but his dick is big and good
Stop playin Vahje with your big dick self
Vahje by gang gang 41 November 23, 2021
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Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.
"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.
Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011
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Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.

1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.

2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!

3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
vajedi by Talmanes April 23, 2007

vahjázzin 

The act of strumming a girls vagina as you would play a guitar while holding her leg out like the neck of the guitar.
Mike: what are you doing tonight?
Reid: im just vahjázzin my girlfriend tonight to my favorite Jimi Hendrix song.
vahjázzin by Mushi09 March 18, 2009
Female name of Albanian origin, meaning life of the waves. Usually a female with angelic features. Nicknames include: val, vali, and jeta.
Her name is Valjeta, she must be heaven sent.
Valjeta by Angelface231 November 3, 2011
Playful, endearing term used to describe female genetalia. A more graceful and comical alternative to the more commonly used vagina.
What's with Brittney Spears flashing her vaheena all over the place lately?
vaheena by Sophie Ann December 12, 2008

Commander Vasjeer 

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.
A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.
Commander Vasjeer by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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