Vaguement

An intentionally vague or ambiguous comment posted in response to a Facebook status or wall post. May be intended to protect the privacy of the persons but still express concern and empathy. May also be meant to comment on a situation that you don't want others to fully understand.

Example: Vaguebook status post: "In Chicago for a family thing." Vaguement posted in response: "Hang in there - hope you and the family are all right."

Example: Vaguebook status post: "Just getting going this morning." Vaguement posted in response: "Dude, that was crazy!]

Vaguement by DaisyCat February 27, 2010

vaguetexting 

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.

Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.

vaguetexting by checkkss March 25, 2010

Vaginement 

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

Vaginement by obfooley February 11, 2010

vaguerant 

adjective: Unclear status messages, updates or comments written for the sole purpose of attracting the pity, support, and/or attention of others. Also see: vaguerancy.

Vaguerant comments include:

punctuation-only status messages ("!!!", "???", and ellipses), acronym-only status messages ("OMG", "WTF"),

and any other incomplete, unclear, incendiary or melancholic phrases that would require someone else to a. ask several follow-up questions in order to extract meaning or b. defend or clarify a point c. express sympathy.

vaguerant by SingletonGlo12.08.10 December 9, 2010

Vagulent 

adj. (vaj'oo lent) Bloated with gas up the pussy.

One fine summer day on the farm, buck-toothed Marianne-Annie-May-Lumpkins was fucked by her horse, brother, father, brother again, cousin and father together, and it left her all vagulent.

Vagulent by Fluffy Lee November 30, 2003

Vegement 

A government made of vegetables

Omg she's in a vegement

Vegement by Darkskin_mar1ah August 16, 2017

vageenta

pussy originating from the the country India.

“Her vageenta smelt of curry”

vageenta by beanmann January 26, 2021