Vaginatail

The opposite of a dickhead. Profound compliment meant to express great reverence

Did you hear about Dan? What a Vaginatail

by mrkillerdrone May 25, 2018

vaginaphile

A vaginaphile (or vaginophile) is a person who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward vaginas.

Chris is a total vaginaphile but can't stand hanging with women.

by silly1234 January 7, 2011

vaginatarian

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.

- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010

Vaginatribe

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".

I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?

by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

Vaginatastic

Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.

origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.

Olamide: See you on Saturday, bonerific!
Dave: aha cool, vaginatastic!

by Sweatheart 8====D March 25, 2010

spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

vaginatized

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

by Mulder March 8, 2008