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vaginal fluid

A fluid that comes out of the womans vigina, also a great drink.

Also known as vagid
Man! You're leaking a lot of vaginal fluids.

Can you get me another glass of vaginal fluid?
vaginal fluid by pussy licker July 27, 2003

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
1. Shelia: “rabbit! rabbit! I got vaginal fluid!”
Rabbit: “Oh My goodness! It’s leaking!”
2. When Flo Walked Home Shortly There’s This Leaking On The Floor.
Flo: “Oh My goodness! Please! I got vaginal fluid! Help! On the floor!”
Gordon: “mom! What happened when you got home?”
Flo: “oooh Sorry, son. I have to go to Bedroom to check”
vaginal fluid by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

Vaginal fluid on the brain 

Vaginal fluid on the brain, is when you cant think of anything else but vaginal fluid and sex. Approximatley 99% of human males are affected.
Dude1: man i cant stop thinking of sex today

Dude2: Sounds like you have a case vaginal fluid on the brain.

vaginal fluid on the brain 

on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.
"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"

how come?

"its a monday u fuckin retard"

vaginal fluids 

someone or something like garrett elmendorf who leaks out of vagina in the form of liquid and gets smeared on a nose
garrett elmendorf is vaginal fluids

Vaganal Fluid 

Vaganal Fluid is the mixture of a women's bodily fluids produced anywhere from her vagina to her anus.
Person One: What's up with your piss, girl?? It's always so thick and dark looking...

Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so hard that I ended up with a vaganus!

Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss, shit, and cum all mixed together?

Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.
Vaganal Fluid by SmokeTwibz November 14, 2013
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