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vaginal corkscrew 

when you spin a girl in a circular motion around with your penis inserted inside the vagina.
"last night Emma asked me to vaginal corkscrew her, afterwards she was so dizzy she was sick!"

moroccan vaginacorn 

A sex act consisting of an ear of corn covered in cayenne pepper, inserted vaginally. Immensely painful but, some say, immensely pleasurable. Originated in Morocco, where women would put Moroccan vaginacorn in their couscous, due to its uniquely pungent flavor after being used.
Mmm, this couscous is really good. Did you make your own Moroccan vaginacorn to put in it?

Vaginacore 

Refers to emo, mainstream music that is killing rock
I hate vaginacore all the kids who are vaginacore should jump off a bridge
Vaginacore by forgotten December 2, 2004

Vaginacock 

When you are having sex but you’re soft and tired so you decide to stop but you’re stuck, your dick is in her vagina and it’s not coming out
Omg the vaginacock I had last night was so embarrassing, we had to call the firefighters and it took an hour to get it out.
Vaginacock by Th[e]amazing November 9, 2017

vaginacock 

mix between a vagina and a penis
i bet that transfestite has a vaginacock
vaginacock by wossy7 March 16, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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