Vagilage

The amount of wear and tear a vagina may incur.

Man, the vagilage on that pussy must be in the thousands! For sure the warranty is long gone!

by IAMMISTABONE April 21, 2022

vaginager

A word used to describe the acidic taste from a womens vagina. It is comparable to putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

When I went down on her the vaginager was so strong I had to stop.

by Nate Sanborn September 9, 2007

vagilate

To behave like a pussy.

Steve, it's only 210 yards to the green. Are you gonna hit 3-wood or are you gonna vagilate ?

by lvwedgeboy November 19, 2011

Vaginagery

Stuff that women say and do that men traditionally find unpleasant. not limited to physical expressions. Akin to dounchebaggery.

You aren't going to the mall. Stop that vaginagery this instant.

by Theredbox September 21, 2012

vagimage

vagimage: a photo, usually self-taken, of one's vagina for the purposes of sending to to another person, usually by text or WhatsApp.

antonym: dick pic.

Origin: a portmanteau of "vagina" and "image".

Send him a vagimage. Guys love that, especially when it's completely out of context.

by Goatus September 12, 2023

Vagilate

While occupying the passenger seat of a vehicle; the act of placing ones foot, usually the right, on the dashboard of the vehicle for no apparent reason. It is most commonly practiced by the female; but on rare occasions, some males indulge in the practice. One must imagine it is a sympathetic or learned response in those rare cases

I took my girlfriend out in my new ride but as soon as she sat in her seat, she started to vagilate, even though my bros were staring at her from the back seat!

by etherialord June 15, 2011