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Gentlemans vacatio
Gentlemans vacatio by MDK1234 October 14, 2015
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Vacation debt
The consequences that one has to face for taking a vacation.
The fatigue that you have after coming from a hectic vacation or the chores that you missed because you went for a vacation but needs to be tended now along with everything else that's currently going on.
Another example would be the work that gets piled up while you are gone at your workplace and now needs to be done along with the current work.
The fatigue that you have after coming from a hectic vacation or the chores that you missed because you went for a vacation but needs to be tended now along with everything else that's currently going on.
Another example would be the work that gets piled up while you are gone at your workplace and now needs to be done along with the current work.
I can't make it to the party tomorrow, I'm still dealing with my vacation debt.
I need a spa day to get rid of this vacation debt.
I'm drowning in my vacation debt, oh, it's horrible.
I need a spa day to get rid of this vacation debt.
I'm drowning in my vacation debt, oh, it's horrible.
Vacation debt by Aprilly September 1, 2017
grippy sock vacation
A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"
Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions
Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
See: "psych ward socks"
Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions
Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
grippy sock vacation by MXRed February 20, 2022
Vacationitis
The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.
Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.
Vacationitis by Maddie Theophile January 22, 2011
Vacation Head
When a person does not accomplish anything at work because all they think about is their upcoming vacation.
Shane: "Jason please complete your work before you leave for vacation."
Jason: "No problem boss, I will have that done today."
Shane: "Hey, did Jason complete his work before vacation?"
Craig: "Hell no, that lazy bastard had vacation head."
Jason: "No problem boss, I will have that done today."
Shane: "Hey, did Jason complete his work before vacation?"
Craig: "Hell no, that lazy bastard had vacation head."
Vacation Head by tpwhite49 November 23, 2011
vocational paradigm shift
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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."
Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"
Ted: "Yep."
Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."
Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"
Ted: "Yep."
vocational paradigm shift by advs89 October 5, 2011
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