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A person who is the best person on earth, Their a keeper! She's cute, funny, and kind! Quite short, intelligent..
Guy A: YOO! I FOUND A VAARUNI!

Guy B: She's a keeper bro
Vaaruni by The Master XOXO November 21, 2021
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An amazing human being with the most amazing personality. They show their affection with long paragraphs or cute memes. They can quote vines for the rest of their lives. They are just the most perfect person ever.
Guy A: Damn, I met a Varuni

Guy B: You lucky bastard. They’re a keeper
Varuni by scftymoon October 7, 2018
lessons preached by those starry eyed dimwits who fall for the unmatched, smart, witty, intelligent, insightful, intellectual humans named varun
she's a bore ever since she started her varunism
varunism by eyewe April 9, 2010

Varuniggabhai 

Ancient South Indian Myth or Legend ,who is said to be the first womanizer,the longest living being on earth and the richest marijuana seller on the planet during the first civilization period in India. He is said to have godly powers and is said to be still living on earth disguised in a immortal human form.
You are so good with women,that I will have to call you Varuniggabhai.
Wow, you haven't caught any sickness yet? you must be Varuniggabhai.
Varuniggabhai by Serco February 12, 2015
A man who is gay and has long ass finger to finger ur bitch
That guy is being a vaarun
vaarun by Shaleashandvaarun January 23, 2018
freaky super human microwave.
they always work unless the power is cut.
extremely smart and way too efficient for their own good. fails to see that they are nerds, and think that 94% is a fail.
that microwave was a varuni! its so efficient!
varuni by Googlebear June 2, 2008
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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