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Vaccum a Lower Unit. Slang for suck a dick when it may not be approriate for profanity such as accessing a bulletin board from work.
Why don't you go VaLU?
VaLU by Michael S Stevens August 4, 2007
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una persona increíble, siempre estará ahí mejorando tu vida con su buena vibra, son personas muy felices e independientes, son muy fuertes emocionalmente y te alentaran a cumplir todo lo que desees, similar a un ángel guardián! cuidemos a valu <3
joshua: no creo pasar este examen, soy pésimo en matemáticas /sad face
valu: josh, no te preocupes! tengo fe en que tendrás la mejor calificación de tu clase, eres increíble y te ayudaré a estudiar para que te sientas mejor :)
valu by irenecita <3 June 27, 2020
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He's known for being a kickback person, also known for having the biggest cock in the group of boys he hangs around with.
¨Hey ask Valu to come chill with us¨
Valu by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯-Unkown November 23, 2021
Pronounce vŏ lo͝o

1. Valentina and Luiza
2.Love
1.I love Valu so much! I am a Valu shipper!
2.This kind of unconventional love feels so Valu.
Valu by HeadCannon6 November 26, 2022
1. Slang term for bitch in Nepal.

Someone who is only after sex and money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else and move on.
"I hate valu. Leah definitely isn't a valu for Levi Ackerman.
Valu by anonymous November 14, 2023

Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive
E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge
Josh Cocker Valu by GinderBlock March 4, 2012

Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.
Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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