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The flowers are arranged beautifully in the Vossle
VOSSLE by CL Ceramics December 9, 2018
Words you can keep
Belgian dialect word (flemisch brabant) that means "fucking"
Verdomme pee, daarmee zou ik wel eens willen vossen.
Damn man, I'd like to fuck that one.
vossen by MadBelgian May 6, 2008
To vossler is to urinate, shit, and bleed out of the same orifice at the same time. Typically happens only out of the anus, but in rare cases can come from the mouth. Recommended to see a doctor shortly thereafter.
Get the fuck out of my way, I'm about to vossler!

or

I vosslered last night bro, my asshole feels like I got raped.
Vossler by DD458 December 10, 2007

Sleepy VonSleeperson

A name describing a person who is too tired to function.
Hey, wake the fuck up, Sleepy VonSleeperson!
Sleepy VonSleeperson by Keyblur March 5, 2011
Vossern. Etwas zerstören worüber man keine Ahnung hat.

Abgeleitet von Axel Voss.
Mann1 Ich vosserte das Internet.
Mann2 Du hast was???!?

Vossern definiert etwas zu zerstören was man nicht versteht oder nicht worüber man keine Ahnung hat.
Vossern by Waifu2x March 25, 2019
Vossie is a real niggar he is poes stout in class and wil always be there for you he is a crack head but really good at nw and he is a real nigga
Vossie is defined as a boss
vossie by Vileen is a fat bitch April 22, 2021
Retired from basketball, too lazy to make his own server, sleeps on the floor.
vessle is a bleach fan
vessle by fathervessle February 11, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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