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VoIP (voice over IP - that is, voice delivered using the Internet Protocol) is a term used in IP telephony for a set of facilities for managing the delivery of voice information using the Internet Protocol (IP). In general, this means sending voice information in digital form in discrete packets rather than in the traditional circuit-committed protocols of the public switched telephone network (PSTN).
VoIP calls can be cheaper than standard phone calls
VoIP by Neil McGovern November 27, 2003
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The sound of a lazer shooting at So-and-so
VOIP!
"Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD!"
later...
"I miss, Kristi....na..."
"I have a crush on every boy!"
"wordARROWED/word!"
"wordPUNT/word!"
"wordDag, yo./word"
"I LOOK SO GOOD!"

IT OVER

wow, what a time waster! ^^
Voip by SHUTTATRAP! August 25, 2003
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the sound a lazer makes.
"VOIP!" now Kristen is burnt or Dead.
I miss Kristina
Voip by scooby April 3, 2003
Similar to yoink,it is the abrupt stealing of an object. The owner of the stolen object is baffled for a second and then realizes his/her object has been stolen.
"I voiped Matt's pants."
Voip by Daric August 31, 2008
(Verb): The act of hitting someone so hard it causes them to be sent to the dark abyss
"I am going to voip you"
"Please don't voip me"
VOIP by GuitarProot February 3, 2025

Voice over IP (VOIP) 

Chatting on your mobile phone while at the urinal.
"Dude, sorry, about all the background noise flush I am on a Voice over IP (VOIPI) phone.

Ring, Ring (put down the paper) Hi Honey, can I call you back I am on the Voice over IP (VOIP) phone.
Voice over IP (VOIP) by tmcgove January 15, 2008

Voipster 

Embracing Life's ephemeral qualities. Rejecting societal pressure to accept object permanence.
Monday morning I was lying in bed, the alarm went off, and I thought 'Will I go to work or will I be a VOIPSTER!'
Voipster by Voipsta March 6, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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