when a woman repeatedly dips her V (vagina) on the mans face.. much like a T bag.. gets the name V bag from the fact that the womans vagina is shaped like an upside down V.. mostly used in the gaming community for female players.
You finally kill the person that is working you over in game.. so run over and V bag the heck outta him..
This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.
A group of girls found a dude passed out at a party and they each did a v-bag on him while taking pic's that they then posted on the web so his girlfriend could see.
Short for "Vape Douchebag." Someone who doesn't realize how annoying it is to constantly see them sucking on a vape pen, or see them post about their "vape life" on social media.
I can't walk around the mall without seeing a v-bag sucking on his clarinet every 5 minutes.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).