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'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.

'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'

'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'

utter shit by offspringjack January 31, 2012

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Utter Shit

When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.

"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"

"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."

Utter Shit by Scurlage September 9, 2020

utter fucking shit

Utterly fucking shit as hell.

Since his work is utter fucking shit, its all down hill at this point.

utter fucking shit by AhoogaBunga November 8, 2020

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

utter shite by Synnojd March 6, 2012

utter shite

a feeling or sentiment associated with being quarantined.

“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”

“what?! jesus fucking christ”

*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*

“well thats utter shite”

utter shite by princessep April 14, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026