Uterusly

Seriousness in all female aspects. The phenomenon of feelings coming into play in an ultimately serious explanation.

Derek: Hey, lets pull over. I really want some pretzels.
Frank: We're like 8 miles from the exit... just wait.

Derek: Dude, uterusly–I fucking need some pretzels NOW.

Uterusly by Bambi17 March 18, 2014

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Uterusty

(Adj.) Describing a woman that hasn't had sex in a very very long time.

"Damn Shawna's gotten uterusty since she caught leprosy."

Uterusty by tickalishhh November 29, 2009

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Uterusly • uterusless • uterussy • Uterusty • uterusy

uterusless

The perfect one night stand.

Jane has become more popular ever since she has become uterusless

uterusless by fishinfever October 27, 2013

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uterusy

To be brave and take risk. Not afraid of anything. To take on challenges

That's very uterusy of Karen to rock climb that wall! Wow!

uterusy by Jazz Catt October 10, 2016

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uterussy

A slang term for middle school boys, or in rare cases, actually funny individuals, who doesn't know that females have 3 holes.

dude 1: how was i supposed to know that girls could have an uterussy, AND a bladder?
dude 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UTERUSSY?

uterussy by ihatehamilton July 18, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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