Use and abuse is when you meet up with a girl and spend "quality" time together.
The point of Use and Abuse is that you dont tell your mates about her. The origin of the concept was created by a legend called Reece Cheevers. We dont know who he is it's an Urban Myth
Use&Abuse:
They were a use and abuse
Were they a use and abuse?
I am going to use and abuse
Reece let's find a use and abuse for me
Did you use and abuse ella.
To use a person for sex who believes the sex implies a relationship and affection, while never intending to pursue anything past getting sex. AKA "love them and leave them."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'