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Urtification
Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!
Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash
Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash
Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Urtification by gnomelovesducky January 15, 2012
Urticaria
The worst non-contagious, non-fatal skin disease a human being can acquire. Basically it is an allergic reaction. Most of the time it is unknown what causes the hives to appear on the human body. Some say it is stress related, otherwise determining the source is nearly impossible. Hives are red, splotchy spots that appear on your body and they itch like a bitch. The worst case is that they can appear everywhere, I mean everywhere on the body. The worst place to get them is on the palms of your hands as it is very annoying, itchy and painful. After you think they are gone, the hives come back within months. Benadryl usually helps keep them at bay. What makes them worse is spicy food, shrooms, and sitting in hot tubs
teen: mom, dad I keep getting these rashes every day, and they won't stop
Dad: let me see
teen lifts shirt up, revealing a whole shitload of hives
mom and dad: HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS!!!!!
an hour later at urgent care
doctor: son, you have urticaria, it is difficult to determine the cause and there is no cure for it. Take some Benadryl, it should help
after two weeks with Benadryl
teen: the hives are gone!
three months later
teen: CRAP! they are back again! time to get more Benadryl
Dad: let me see
teen lifts shirt up, revealing a whole shitload of hives
mom and dad: HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS!!!!!
an hour later at urgent care
doctor: son, you have urticaria, it is difficult to determine the cause and there is no cure for it. Take some Benadryl, it should help
after two weeks with Benadryl
teen: the hives are gone!
three months later
teen: CRAP! they are back again! time to get more Benadryl
Urticaria by SummerFire April 2, 2010
UrBiased Dictionary
Formerly known as UrbanDictionary, UrBiasedDictionary is a website that used to not really be politically motivated, but got invaded by spineless SJWs who are salty about Donald Trump.
Person A: Did you see UrBiased Dictionary's WOTD?
Person B: Yeah it's like the 10th day in a row they had a negative Trump one. Still waiting for a negative Hillary one.
Person B: Yeah it's like the 10th day in a row they had a negative Trump one. Still waiting for a negative Hillary one.
UrBiased Dictionary by Sam Hyde December 12, 2016
Uriah heep
British Hard Rock band, 1970-present. Uriah Heep's trademark combination of David Byron's theatrical lead vocals, Ken Hensley's fantasy-oriented lyrics and swirling Hammond organ, Mick Box's wah-wah guitar, Gary Thain and Lee Kerslake's powerhouse rhythm section, and five-part harmony backing vocals brought their "classic" lineup considerable success in the early 1970s; although never a superstar-level band in the US, they retain a significant following to this day worldwide, especially in Germany, Russia, The Netherlands, and Japan. The current (1985-present) lineup (Mick Box, Lee Kerslake, Trevor Bolder, Bernie Shaw and Phil Lanzon) maintain an active touring schedule, and released several albums during the 1990s, the most recent being 1998's "Sonic Origami"; a new studio effort has been promised for some time.
Essential Albums: Salisbury (1971), Look At Yourself (1971), Demons And Wizards (1972), The Magician's Birthday (1972), Sweet Freedom (1973), Firefly (1977), Sea Of Light (1995), Sonic Origami (1998), Acoustically Driven (2000)
Uriah heep by Firefly February 24, 2005
urtis
urtis by lindsay paul knight January 1, 2009