Irritability induced by a full bladder. Symptoms include but are not limited to chest pain, shortness of breath, shoulder tension, temporary moments of anxiety and slight genital discomfort.
Following the consumption of an excessive amount of soda-pop and a three hour car ride, I became extremely urintated.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"