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UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.
"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."
UrBanned Dictionary by C L G March 18, 2020

Urbanned 

It's this web sites name but with a twist, so this has to something with it's funny as shit terms of service

so kiddos don't do drugs, they're bad
Did you know urban decided that urbanned?

Urbanned 

When the online "sensation" Urban dictionary keeps rejecting any term you have came up with for unknown, unexplained, uncalled for, Boink, Bullshit reasons, and all you can do is wonder what the hell is wrong with it, while some frat boy jacks off to motzart laughing at people posts on urban dictionary, when really this is supposed to be some free willy dictionary that YOU are supposed to write so there should be no reason they shouldnt published, when unsanitary and disgusting words like a Dirty Sanchez, or racist terms like nigga are posted and all you really wanted was to post a damn term to call someone that all they want is sex.
Dude, Urban dictionary wouldnt let me post montey!

Person: Are you serious why?

Person: Idk they Urbanned my word with the banhammer

Person: What pricks!
Urbanned by DAVVEEEEE January 7, 2009

urbanned 

Word submitted to urban dictionary that is considered not appropriate for publication
Criteria apply resulting in perfectly good words beineg urbanned.
urbanned by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

urbanneddicktionary 

I am going to type urbanneddicktionary to annoy cunts like you

Urbanned 

Someone who should be banned from writing new definitions on Urban Dictionary
Did you see what Leslie just added to Urban dictionary? She should be urbanned.
Urbanned by crazyliver1 February 5, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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