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Urban searcher 

An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.
I was up all night and I think I've become a urban searcher
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help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary 

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

urbansearcher 

An Urbansearcher is a person who goes on to urbandictionary.com and hits the random button till their finger gets numb, or instead of doing other more important things. See Googlesearcher and Wikisearcher.
Example 1: Person #1: Hey, you missed baseball practise last night and it looks like you broke your finger. You ok?
Urbansearcher: Oh I'm fine, I was just urbansearching last night.
Person #1:*cough* Loser.

Example 2:
Person #2: Where were you last night? That party was awesome!
Urbansearcher: Sorry I was busy urbansearching.
Person #2:*cough* Loser.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026