Urban Turd 

"Cool" people that dress in brightly coloured "stylish" clothes. Some will even go to the extent of wearing small bags on their backs on a night out.

"check out that Urban Turd"

"What an Urban Turd"

"He must listen to Dubstep"

Urban Turd by Mr.Heinz October 7, 2009

urban turd 

To take a turd in an outdoors yet urban environment ie. housing estate, alleyway, school yard etc

"did you hear, henry took an urban turd on the door"

urban turd by jeff member May 29, 2008

Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day 

A word that makes it to "word of the day" status on urbandictionary.com which is not actually in common usage but is in fact the creation of a modern-day Shakespeare-wannabe.

Dude 1: "Hey, dude, I don't want to go with my girlfriend to the opera this November."

Dude 2: "Dude, tell her that it is... uh.. Brovember, and that you have to hang out with your bros." (polishes off bottle of Jagermeister)

Dude 1: "Awesome, if I post it on Urban Dictionary then I can show her that this is a real thing and then I won't have to go!"

Satan (listening nearby): "I will ensure that this becomes an Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day. Muhuhuhahaha!"

Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day by phandaal November 13, 2011

Urban Turding 

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.

OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.

Urban Turding by emmerthouse July 7, 2008

Urbantard 

Someone who makes up words that no one in their right mind will ever use just so they can see them on Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I just coined the word urbantard - go vote it up.

Urbantard by just_bored_witcha August 27, 2009

urbanturban911 

Urbanturban911 is a skinny Asia boy who is not a docter.

Your Asian son is urbanturban911

urbanturban911 by ReekyHawk September 27, 2020

UrbanTurd 

Taking a moment to stop and take a mean shit
in the city

"You seen that urbanturd taking a mean poo in that manhole by 42nd street? looks like he's expressing how he really feels about NYC"

UrbanTurd by xsisblue January 29, 2009