Skip to main content

Urban Saltionary 

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.
Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.
Urban Saltionary by Lumlotus December 6, 2016
Urban Saltionary mug front
Get the Urban Saltionary mug.
See more merch

Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.
Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.
Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020

urban shitionary 

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.
Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

urban suctionary 

Sarcastic slang for the Urban Dictionary, an online dictionary proporting to offer definitions of urban language, which dictionary is hardly a reliable resource considering it derives it's words and definitions from any Tom, Dick, or Harry that wants to slosh the net with their illiterate ramblings of nonsensical stupidity.
"The 'Urban Suctionary' is a lame place to find reliable reference for contemporary, commonly used slang words."
urban suctionary by Mo Ped March 27, 2005

Urban suctionary 

It perfectly depicts what the urban dictionary turned into. Mayb it was too great for too long. We will never know. Once a great place to read about blue waffles now turns into a place about Trump af, Dadalicious and fidget spinner? Upsetting.
I was on urban dictionary the other night but people are reaching waaaaay to hard for words anymore. So much so it ought to be called urban Suctionary
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026