The types of idiots who try to put their own name in a fucking urban dictionary to seem cool and only attach good things about themself's like
"a beautiful and long python"
or a fucking
"when ya see that fucking booty ya gonna drop those other hoes and drop those dam pants"
in reality urbanjerks are self centered pricks with no confidence trying to abuse the urban dictionaries submit system to put their own fucking names in
Nihali is a urbanjerk\
jared and tom are urbanjerks
Tendo is an urban jerk
and anyone who puts their name in the urban dictionary that isnt a celebrity is an urbanjerk
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.