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Urban Dictionary troll 

A person who goes on Urban Dictionary, and makes definitions of subjects with the sole intention of flaming/insulting the matter. UD trolls usually use leet and bad grammar.
Person 1: "Listen to this definition of emo:
>fucktards who only cut demselves, also fugly and tihnk tht the world is against dem !1! lol<"
Person 2: "Must be an Urban Dictionary troll."

Urban Dictionary troll 

A type of idiots here in Urban Dictionary who decide to thumb down every single definition a single user wrote
WTF!?! I checked my definitions to see how many thumbs up and thumbs down yesterday, and again today, and today each definition had one more thumbs down than yesterday! Seems like the Urban Dictionary troll who posted shitload of retarded comments on my YouTube videos decided to come to Urban Dictionary to troll me and thumb down my definitions!

Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com

Ok, there's at least one smart person on UB that's gonna click this...
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.

"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"

"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"

Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.

"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"

"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."

"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"

Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye

Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com

Mk, thanks for wasting your time!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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