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Urban Dictionary Voting 

A feature that was once on the Urban Dictionary website where you could vote for definitions to be either approved or not approved, but has since been removed for some reason?!
Don’t ask me why Urban Dictionary Voting was removed... I have no idea.

Urban Dictionary Voting 

Urban Dictionary Voting is a feature on the site "urbandictionary.com" that uses the public to vote for words made by other people to be added to the website or not. When people go on to the voting feature, they will find that almost every single word is just a fucking name for either: someone a person is in love with, someone a person hates, someone a person is joking around with, or themselves. For example, if someone were to write a word for themselves, they's write "Oscar has the biggest dick ever" or something. It is very annoying, and if you are someone that does this, the community of urbandictionary.com would like you to just end your life.
Person A: "Ay, just wrote a definition on urban dictionary!"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "'Person A has the biggest dick ever and is in love with the best girl on earth, Person C!"
Person B: "Why would the people on the urban dictionary voting vote for that?"
Person A: "Because it's true."
Person B: "End your life."

Urban Dictionary voting section 

A subsection of www.urbandictionary.com that allows you to vote on what definitions are put on the website, this feature seems pretty cool until it makes you vote on the same definition ten times in a row.
*furious clicking sound*
Tim: Aargh!
Kevin: What's wrong?
Tim: My hand is cramping from voting on "Liquor fish" too many times.
Kevin: Why Urban Dictionary voting section, why

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
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