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upstairs bathroom effect 

A phenomenon in which an occupant of an upstairs bathroom is unable to hear what individuals downstairs are yelling up to him.
Marie: (To Kenneth) Darling, your brother is on the telephone!
SILENCE
Matthew: Alas, dear; he is using the upstairs bathroom and is thus unable to hear that which you are attempting to communicate to him. He may as well be deaf. This is a superb example of the so-called upstairs bathroom effect.

upstanding member 

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

UPStalking 

An individual whom follows package delivery services around during the holiday's seeking out opportunities to steal boxes that are left in front of houses by the driver.
"Dude, me and Bob did a little UPStalking yesterday and nabbed a new PC thanks to the dork who left the box at a vacant house."
UPStalking by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

nothing upstairs 

ignorant and stupid person, with little intelligence,
little education / schooling
he's a twink with nothing upstairs
nothing upstairs by woefwoef January 12, 2008

living on a farm upstate

Being euthanized.
Buster got sick, he got a disease called 'rabies'. But a nice man came and volunteered to take care of him. He's going to be living on a farm upstate where he can run and play.

Leo upstairs 

The hottest producer out of Vancouver, Canada. Ever!!! ⚡️

soundcloud.com/leoupstairs
instagram.com/leoupstairs/
That dude over there look fly as hell! Yeah he fucks all the hoes like leo upstairs