Upper Desker

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011

Upper Desker

The act of pooping on an upper tier of a multi-tiered desk.

Sheila was being a huge bitch today so I waited until everyone left the office and gave her an upper desker

by Shitstorm15 October 21, 2010