Birding

The act of flinging a bag of shit out the window on an oncoming car's windshield.

Birding is very popular in canada.

by Mike_Litoris April 27, 2013

Anthony Weiner

A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...

Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.

by Mike_Litoris June 24, 2011

dis' aint'

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

by Mike_Litoris July 20, 2011

gay

Homosexual.

People support it and hate it at the same time.

Jerk: That guy looks so gay

Me: Is that a bad thing?

Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...

Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.

Jerk: uh... no

by Mike_Litoris July 15, 2011

anonymous pissing

A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.

Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.

by Mike_Litoris March 01, 2013

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

by Mike_Litoris July 05, 2013

humans

The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.

We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.

by Mike_Litoris August 04, 2011