Mike_Litoris's definitions

anonymous pissing

A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.

Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.

by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013

Birding

The act of flinging a bag of shit out the window on an oncoming car's windshield.

Birding is very popular in canada.

by Mike_Litoris April 27, 2013

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013

Urban Dictionary editors

The gods of the Urban Dictionary.

The decision makers.

The smartest, most talented people on Earth.

They are so attractive, you can't imagine it.

If you are an editor and you are reading this right now...
I LOVE YOU.

I found out one one of my friends was one of the urban dictionary editors, so I let him have sex with my girlfriend.

by Mike_Litoris July 9, 2011

gay

Homosexual.

People support it and hate it at the same time.

Jerk: That guy looks so gay

Me: Is that a bad thing?

Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...

Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.

Jerk: uh... no

by Mike_Litoris July 15, 2011

dis' aint'

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011