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Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.
by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013
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by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013
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They are so attractive, you can't imagine it.
If you are an editor and you are reading this right now...
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The smartest, most talented people on Earth.
They are so attractive, you can't imagine it.
If you are an editor and you are reading this right now...
I LOVE YOU.
I found out one one of my friends was one of the urban dictionary editors, so I let him have sex with my girlfriend.
by Mike_Litoris July 9, 2011
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Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
by Mike_Litoris July 15, 2011
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YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!
*gunshots*
mom: Are you playing those video games again?!
me: No, I'm watching National Geographic
mom: Oh. Okay.
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!
*gunshots*
mom: Are you playing those video games again?!
me: No, I'm watching National Geographic
mom: Oh. Okay.
by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011
Get the dis' aint' mug.John: Hey Tom, did you know they're making a new Adam Sandler movie?
Tom: Really? What's it about?
John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.
Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!
Tom: Really? What's it about?
John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.
Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!
by Mike_Litoris July 30, 2011
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