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1. An upload so good it's the best thing since sliced bread.

2. The top of the loaf.
Hey man you seen that new Markiplier video? Now that's an uploaf!
Uploaf by galaxyelf January 30, 2020

uploader 

The uploader is the one of the most valuable person of a non-just-talk-forum.The uploaders are very helpful people,they are full of unselfish.Everybody likes the uploader,the one of the neccesariest member
The admin thought that Jimmy is an useful and active member with many courage and terrabytes of files,so he gave him the UPLOADER status :)
uploader by spdeluxe January 7, 2007

uploaded 

To be artificially inseminated.
“Hey, want to come play pickle ball with us tomorrow?” “Sorry I can’t, I’m getting uploaded in the morning and have to take it easy. Better not be twins!”
uploaded by 36ben July 3, 2021

Double Upload 

Uploading two times in one day
"Ok guys I think there is to much news today, looks like a double upload".
Double Upload by FARTSNINGERE September 18, 2016

What should I upload to Urban Dictionary 

Not being able to decide on a word good enough to have a definition created by you on Urban Dictionary, but not having enough motivation to Google it or choose another browser to look up your dilemma on.
"What is good enough to be created by me...?"
"What should I upload to Urban Dictionary?"

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones 

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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