Up Meat

When a Male has an erection.

Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat

by Hoe_Ass_Bitch__ May 18, 2018

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008

Heat up the meat

To masturbate vigorously.

That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.

by SirJCole February 27, 2008

Meat Up

Have sex. Insert one's meat into another.

After a long night of drinking, the four of them will meat up in Alpine Meadows

by Meaty Meat January 14, 2009

Meat Up

Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.

Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!

by pj60693 September 25, 2010

meat-up

Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.

I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.

by Fabmaxmm January 31, 2020