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A woman who rejects all notions of her feminine instincts and fertility. Your typical ex-party slut who has had 3 abortions and doesn't plan on having kids because she "wants to travel".

Not to be confused with a dyke, who rejects her femininity in favor of masculinity.
Sarah: "Man, I'm really glad I got my tubes tied at 17. I'd rather die than have kids"
Bob: "What an Unwoman"
Unwoman by pooman group May 17, 2019
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unromantic 

when a person has no clue on how to satisfy their partner; when a person doesn't take the time to make a comfortable setting for their mate; a man that is physically rough with a woman; a person that does not appreciate Valentine's Day
Carlos is so unromantic, he jumps into sex without any foreplay.
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Unwomanplayafiedism 

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.
Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.
Unwomanplayafiedism by Dave November 24, 2003

unromantic 

danny is unromantic in his relationship with annie
unromantic by aewswim January 15, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026