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unshowered

When you haven't taken a shower. You smell like shit and probably have flies buzzing around you.
Wow Todd, you smell like an Alcoholic just threw in a bucket of your sister's period blood and it then was poured into a large cannon that was blasted upon you!

Sorry man, I'm unshowered right now.

Ah, it all makes sense to me now!
unshowered by Misnombre October 23, 2015

unshorn fetlocks 

A term used in brony culture to imply a graphic, sexual, or indecent nature of something, i.e. a clopfic.
This is the clean version of the story, but if you want the unshorn fetlocks version, I'll send it to you.

unshoweredsewerrat 

The best mutual ever! Is very nice and loves cats!
“Hey do you know unshoweredsewerrat?”
Yeah! They’re the coolest!