Unreasonably Annihilated

The unpondered act of an individual or individuals in an establishment inhaling, if you will, absurdly extensive amounts of alcohol for reasons that are undecided or unknown. Whilst peers and citizens engage in normal stereotypical Sunday and Monday night activities such as getting the dogs nuetered, grocery shopping, doing homework, walking the pets, or sharing a dull chuckle with friends and family, a supporter of getting Unreasonably Annihilated would unthinkingly drink excessive amounts of alcohol for the pure pleasure of none other reason than "Just to drink". These perpetrators drink to the point where they are no longer functioning members of society and are frowned upon due to their staggering appearance and slurred speech consequently causing citizens to question their morals and ethics.

Norman: What are you guys doing tomorrow, I had a rough weekend so I think i'm going to the mall with my grandma to buy toys for the charity I donate to.

Garrett: Dude thats so pussy who donates anymore, I know tomorrow is monday but we should get Unreasonably Annihilated.

Norman: There is literally no good reason to get shitfaced, but fuck it lets go take 35 shots at Red Lobster at ten in the morning and then go to the park so people stare at us awkwardly while we fall over and give nothing back to the community.

Unreasonably Annihilated by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS April 6, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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