university of maine 

The flagship school of the state of maine, located in Orono. Consistantly one of the best hockey schools in the nation. Also known for great engineering, forstry, and natural sciences. UMaine students are the frendliest of any college campus in the northeast, and are happy they are getting the same or better education their friends are without paying $40K to do it.

The university of Maine went to the frozen four last year, as well as the national civil engineering competition.

university of maine by maine-iac July 13, 2006

University of Maine 

A place where all the homos in the world come together to learn about different things to shove up their ass. You might have heard of U Maine for making up the elephant walk and the game cum cookie or maybe the record for number of dicks in a single ass hole. These are all achievements of U Maine that they are very proud of. There also known for their horrible sports that get fucked up every year. U Maine fuck you.

I hate the University of Maine there a bunch of homos

Guy 1: Dude you want to go to Canada?

Guy 2: Fuck that we'll have to go by the University of Maine and the stink of ass cum from that place is enough to make me shit out my mouth.

University of Maine by Teets360 December 19, 2008

University of Southern Maine 

This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.

The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.

Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?

University of Southern Maine by IsomehowDidntFail October 30, 2019