A male unicorn; a mythical creature with powers of attraction so alluring that women want to be with him and men admire and want to befriend him. Often also known as a "Jack", the unitiger is often idolized as an object of sexual and sensual desire, in groups and threesomes. He is intelligent with sexy eyes and brutally honest.
"Damn, I thought my unicorn status would never be threatened, then I met this unitiger last night and it was like, game on!"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.