Unimobile

A Unimobile is a marked patrol squad car driven by a uniformed officer, otherwise known as a silver badged Uni.

The stupid popo's unimobile is blocking traffic and is going to make me late for my parole hearing

by legendary gold September 20, 2015

Umobile

The worst, i mean the worst mobile service provider i've ever encountered in my entire life

They're basically the dictionary definition of "no service" on cellphones

Dude 1: Man, my game kept lagging man. The service here sucks balls
Dude 2: Looks like a umobile situation
Dude 1: *wide-eyed
Dude 1: *whispering how do you know i was using umobile?
Dude 2: heh.

by JackAssSwipe November 18, 2019

unimailer

someone who replies to e-mail with one-word responses.

Emails that are just
Right.
Good.
Thanks.
Yes.
OK.
Unimailers suck.

by Finelyspun September 20, 2006