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Unicorn Fluff

the bit of pubic hair that a girls missed after shaving... her ass
Oh shit! your ass has unicorn fluff!!
by Yoti October 12, 2009
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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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pink fluffy unicorn

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D
by Nyan cat WTF June 6, 2011
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pink fluffly unicorn

A beautiful, gentle, loving, cute beast that loves to dance on rainbows and watch the Glee regionals.
pink fluffly unicorns dnacing on rainbows :D
by Nyan cat FTW June 6, 2011
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Fluffy Unicorn

A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.
Bob: Hey guess what
Billy: What?
Bob: You're a Fluffy Unicorn}!
Billy: Wow that's amazing!
by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016
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fluffy unicorn

A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.
"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."
by prettyPrincess32 June 9, 2009
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Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows is my favourite YouTube song.
by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 5, 2018
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