kristen's definitions

Oreo

A black person is usually called a Oreo if they say, or wear anything that has to do with so called white culture. Such as wearing Abercrombie, American Eagle, and Hollister. Also talking like they have common sense, which is the way most white people talk. Most black people think that they're a total disgrace to all blacks. I personally don't like being called a oreo, because it's saying that a black person can't shop at any of the stores above, and they can't talk like they have common sense.

Black on the outside....white on the the inside

by Kristen July 22, 2008

alaska

Where a person chews up ice to make their mouth cold and performs oral sex for another person.

She gave him an Alaska with the ice from her Big Gulp.

by Kristen February 13, 2006

gitazo

person who acts like he/she/it doesnt have eyebrows

stop being such a gitazo

by Kristen May 13, 2005

Spoiled Brat

Okay. Sometimes I do get upset, and cry when I don't get what I want, when I want it...but that doesn't mean I'm a spoiled brat. It just means I'm persistant. Plus in the end I usually end up getting what I want

Crissy cried until her Mom finally said she could get those super cute $80 jeans from Abercrombie&Fitch

by Kristen May 13, 2005

mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

rock climbing club

when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club

Diana is signing up for the rock climbing club

by kristen April 24, 2005

schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005