kristen's definitions

whopperjawed

not right, sideways, askew

There was a book in my backpack that was whopperjawed, therefore; it was diggin into my back.

by Kristen November 17, 2003

pst

like yeah,whatever,right(sarcasticly,
mmhmmokay

i was like pst u going wit mike now.

by kristen April 17, 2004

k-town

A slick term for Kirkland, Washington

Representin' K-town!

by Kristen February 16, 2005

boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

really though

used when the person talking either wants the person listening to believe them after the talker has joked around, or when the speaker believes that the listeners are not taking them seriously

your mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, really though, your mama is stupid

by Kristen June 25, 2004

Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

birthday

another day closer to dieing

by kristen October 23, 2003