kristen's definitions

fo shizzle my nizzo

A dazzled up way of saying "for sure my nigger" Originally used by african americans such as: Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z but over-taken by wiggers such as Justin Timberlake because of it's easy-speaking nature.

"Fo shizzle my nizzo! Dirty Pop sure was a great N*Sync hit!"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Mickey D's

The nickname for McDonald's most often used by middle/lower class citizens in order to make it sound as though it's almost cool and/or chosen to eat McDonald's.

"I only have $5.50... You know what soudns good... Some Mickey D's!!!"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

dirt, verb

To insult, try, dis, or otherwise fuck with another person.

He really dirted me when he told people I was loose in the pants.

by Kristen October 24, 2003

Loze

A word used to mean loser. It's better and is funner to say.

Lisa Lavina is a Loze.

by Kristen October 23, 2004

birthday

another day closer to dieing

by kristen October 23, 2003

sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)

You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!

by Kristen August 6, 2003

really though

used when the person talking either wants the person listening to believe them after the talker has joked around, or when the speaker believes that the listeners are not taking them seriously

your mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, really though, your mama is stupid

by Kristen June 25, 2004