1 definition by emiliesfo
The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
by emiliesfo April 9, 2016