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Undeserved Sympathy 

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026