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Giving the impression of being a very wise (or unwise) older male figure; unc-like in nature.
"That was the most unctious shit I've ever seen."
Unctious by kableties June 6, 2026
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uncious hippogriff 

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE
Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

Unctuous 

Unctuous is an adjective. It means excessively or insincerely polite.
Rick- Can you hand me that remote next to you, please?
James- Yes master, anything for you. I am not worthy. Forgive me.
Rick- What? Stop being so unctuous.
James- Fine. How about you get it yourself, noob.
Rick- Gah!
Unctuous by danielson153 May 28, 2009

Unctuous 

"Damnnnn, you didn't tell me your uncle was so Unctuous"
Unctuous by Uncle Jort February 18, 2019

Unctuous 

Unctuous - (v.) Characteristic of an ointment; something oily or greasy.
Robert Pattinson has very unctuous hair! WHY DOES EVERY TWILIGHT FAN LIKE HIM? IT'S SO DISGUSTING!
Unctuous by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010
narrow minded with annoyance; someone who thinks they know it all
my roomate is one HELLA uncious betch.
uncious by lalalalalalala7 May 29, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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