The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some
shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked
ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps
shit real and straight forward and loves his
familyTHE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his
parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty
dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there
FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the
face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews
face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards
cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk
shit:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts