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Uncle Sexy

The Grammy nominated hit singer/songwriter, "AKA Jim Femino" best know for his Oh-So-Sexy Love Songs and comedy charged live shows.
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by Yoda100 May 27, 2012
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Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.
“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”
by Transferbaddie May 31, 2022
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Unclesex

When your uncle rapes you and you are under 18. Usually little boys. Also commonly done in basement.
Pepe: Hey guess what Eduardo
Eduardo: What?
Pepe: I lost my virginity
Eduardo: No way to who
Pepe: Uncle Juan-Carlos Luis
Eduardo: Well if unclesex counts then I lost my virginity to Uncle Jose
by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018
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