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Uncle Rob 

uncle rob is the nickname given to someone who is way too cool to use any other nickname for
“Robert is just way too cool for school!”
“Yes he is, we might as well just call him Uncle Rob!”
Uncle Rob by anamendes June 18, 2018
Words you can keep

Uncle Rob 

Giving someone a Dirty Sanchez to resemble the moustache of Robert E. Lee.
After being given an Uncle Rob Josh looked like he was ready to win back the South.
Uncle Rob by Majin February 1, 2007

Uncle Rob 

Shows up late, and leaves early.
Uncle Rob is always showing up late and skipping the after party
Uncle Rob by Daddy hercunt November 28, 2018

Uncle rob 

He’s the type of uncle that tickles your bum
Uncle rob! Get off my bum!”
Uncle rob by Loli’s are fun November 23, 2019

Racist Uncle Rob 

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940
Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?
Racist Uncle Rob by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered 

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.
I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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