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Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.
"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."
by thebad69 December 24, 2011
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Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"
by Urban alien March 9, 2021
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Hairy Uncle

A type of prank where one man drops his pants and underwear in order to fart with his bare ass right in another man's face.
The worst April Fool's Day ever was when my brother gave me a Hairy Uncle.
by Creek Geek May 19, 2012
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unclehagrid

Greatest meme page in the world ever but deleted by interpol
Guys pray4unclehagrid
by MELANIAWANTSYOU March 10, 2017
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