Uncle Dump

This is a method used by a former girlfriend/boyfriend to end a relationship. This method involves the ex partner asking an Uncle to call and end a long term relationship over the telephone.

" My friend and his girlfriend and got in an argument.....24 hours later her Uncle calls him and informs him that the relationship with his niece is OVER...... He got the Uncle Dump."

Uncle Dump by envtech-- December 6, 2013

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Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

Uncle Dumpling by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010

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Related Words

Uncle Dump • Uncle Dumpling • Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick • Uncle • Uncle Tom • uncle fester • uncle fucker • Uncle Bob's • Uncle Ted • Uncle Joe

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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