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Uncle Dump

This is a method used by a former girlfriend/boyfriend to end a relationship. This method involves the ex partner asking an Uncle to call and end a long term relationship over the telephone.
" My friend and his girlfriend and got in an argument.....24 hours later her Uncle calls him and informs him that the relationship with his niece is OVER...... He got the Uncle Dump."
by envtech-- December 6, 2013
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Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe
I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!
by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010
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Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011
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