Uncle Dump

This is a method used by a former girlfriend/boyfriend to end a relationship. This method involves the ex partner asking an Uncle to call and end a long term relationship over the telephone.

" My friend and his girlfriend and got in an argument.....24 hours later her Uncle calls him and informs him that the relationship with his niece is OVER...... He got the Uncle Dump."

Uncle Dump by envtech-- December 6, 2013

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Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

Uncle Dumpling by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010

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Related Words

Uncle Dump • Uncle Dumpling • Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick • Uncle • Uncle Tom • uncle fester • uncle fucker • Uncle Bob's • Uncle Ted • Uncle Joe

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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